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The next Splatfest battle has been announced. Running from 3pm on October 7 to 3pm on October 8, teams this time will be chosen based on how you hang your toilet roll — team Front Roll vs Team Back Roll.
This might as well be renamed Team Correct vs Team Subhuman Scum, or Team Right Thinking Adults vs Team Idiot Who Restocks the Toilets in That Travelodge in Blackpool You Stayed In One Time or Team Normal Human Being vs Team Alien Trying to Act Human, What the Hell Do You Think You’re Doing, Seriously, What’s Wrong With You?
Previous Splatfests have seen people choose allegiances based on whether the like ketchup or mayonnaise better, or cake more than ice cream, so I’m not sure what happened here. But I expect any of you playing to do the right thing.
