Those with more money than sense can now buy the Saints Row 4: The Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition for the princely sum of one million dollars, Deep Silver has announced.

The one of a kind special edition contains:

  • Saints Row IV : Commander in Chief Edition
  • A full sized replica Dubstep Gun
  • A full day of spy training
  • A trip to space with Virgin Galactic
  • One year's membership of E25 Super Car Club and a Lamborghini Gallardo to make it worthwhile
  • Plastic Surgery of the purchaser's choice
  • A shopping spree with a personal shopper to create the ultimate Planet Saints capsule wardrobe
  • 7 nights for two at The Jefferson Hotel in Washington
  • Hostage rescue experience
  • A brand new Toyota Prius and insurance to give something back to the environment
  • 7 nights stay in the Top Royal Suite at the Burj-al-arab with flights for two

Deep Silver says you can pre-order at GAME, but you'll actually need to email [email protected] if you are really interested in buying.

Saints Row 4 will be released August 23.

Anyone want to chip in a few hundred thousand dollars to help us buy this? We've got around £25 which we were planning to spend on Chris' birthday lunch, but he can probably make do with a Cadbury's Chomp and a pat on the back.