Purple dildo bludgeons 2 million in Saints Row 3

Purple dildo bludgeons 2 million in Saints Row 3
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Two million people have been bludgeoned to death by Volition’s deadly IED (Inspirational Erotic Device) in Saints Row The Third, THQ and Volition have announced.

Overall, a massive 5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have been wiped off the face of their virtual earth at the hands of gamers around the globe while playing Saints Row: The Third.

Despite THQ’s obsession with the macabre, the publisher also put out a few light-hearted stats.

  • Players have spent a cumulative two years in their birthday suits streaking the streets of Steelport
  • In Whored Mode, 44 million pimps, gimps and prostitutes have been dispatched, roughly twice the population of Texas.
  • 650 hot dog mascots have been overcooked to death by players using a flamethrower

In celebration of all this insanity, new community tracking features have launched on SaintsRow.com, ranking players in a host of “disturbing categories”.

The website also features a Big Picture Map of Steelport showing indiscretions, and is updated in real-time.