Xbox is currently running a deal where if you buy three months of Xbox Live Gold, you get a bonus £5 gift card to use on whatever you'd like on the Xbox Store, including FIFA Ultimate Team. That brings us onto the meat of the issue.

Xbox has gotten Chelsea and future Premier League winner Willian, as well Manchester United star and England's goal-scoring hope (behind Harry Kane) Marcus Rashford involved. 

In the video below you can see Willian do some pull-ups on a staircase, and wipe his hands on a facecloth — a practice Antonio Conte has obviously instilled in him this season. Marcus Rashford, on the other hand, in an effort to get the cat out of his front room, pushes his feline friend out the door with his foot and then puts football boots for some reason.

This tactic might have come from Jose Mourinho, or perhaps Rashford overheard Jose giving Luke Shaw a bollocking about something similar and Marcus is taking the initiative. Either way, it's a peculiar one.

You can see the video below which, for dramatic effect, has the score from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly over the top.