Ubisoft has announced a new South Park: The Fractured But Whole contest that will delight some of you and appal the others. Naturally enough, it centres on farts. Delightful.
From today, October 2, until October 16, you can be in with a chance of hearing your own fart in The Fractured But Whole by becoming the official fart of the game. Genuinely. By heading to the I Am The Fart website and uploading a 10 second video of your best sounding ass gas, you could win the coveted prize. A few entries have already been posted on the site, so you can scope out the competition.
Entries are judged on by the community, and then a winner will be chosen from the top 10 by a panel of judges. If you're the special one, you'll be flown to Ubisoft's San Francisco Studios to record it properly, and see the dev team put it in the game.
Become the official fart of South Park: The Fractured But Whole. That'd be something to put on the CV, wouldn't it?
South Park: The Fracture But Whole is out October 17 on PC, Xbox One and PS4.