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Zombie Cow Studio has announced the development of Privates, a new PC and Xbox 360 twin-stick shooter in which players lead a gang of tiny condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples’ vaginas and bottoms. Yes, this is a real game.
“Privates is a totally crazy concept. It’s very exciting to finally be able to reveal what we’re up to,” said Dan Marshall, founder of Zombie Cow Studios. “We’re exploring some pretty unique gaming environments and themes… I can honestly say I can’t imagine you’ve ever played anything quite like it.”
Marshall added: “Channel 4 have been awesome in giving us a load of money and then keeping pretty quiet no matter how filthy and objectionable the content became. It’s gone really well.”
Privates features five levels of bug-busting action across a variety of 3D locations, with a fully-voiced comedy script.
Privates will be offered as a free download from the Channel 4 and E4 websites. The Xbox 360 version will, however, probably cost “a little bit of money”.
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