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I’m slightly lost for words, so I’m just going to leave you with Deadly Premonition director Swery talking to the Metro about returning to the horror franchise and his plans for an… ambitious new project.
“Deadly Premonition is always on my mind,” he said. “But I have no idea what form it’ll take, when it’ll appear, who I’ll work on it with, or how I’ll present it. The only answers are in the coffee.
“Aside from that, I’m also working on a story about a high school girl detective who uses the imagination (fantasising) energy from masturbating to help her solve murders. But all the publishers keep telling me ‘There’s no way we could put out such a perverted game!’ LOL!
“I wish someone would let me make it.”
If you need me I’ll be out back playing The Witcher. I don’t think we’re going to get a more bizarre headline today.
Source: metro.co.uk
