Duke Nukem presents titty-filled webgame

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2K has unveiled Duke Nudem, a promotional shooting gallery-cum-stripping game, in order to whip people up into a positively hype frenzy before Duke Nukem Forever is released on June 10.

Each mini-game requires you to win in a breast of three contest, and ultimate victory will see the girls take off their tops to expose their bare chests.

There is also a ‘safe’ version for people who want to enjoy the subtle nuances of the game without the mature content.

In the game, you get to engage in what will undoubtedly be called a bit of ‘cheeky fun’ with four girls: Vicky, Jo, Stacey, and Rosie.

‘Vixen’ Vicky packs a MP5 submachine gun, and you have to shoot red targets (while avoiding pink targets) to see her mammary glands.

Blastin’ Jo carries a M870 pump-action shotgun and if you want to see her norks you’ll need to precisely shoot each target. With a shotgun. It doesn’t matter – Jo’s underwear features the Stars and Stripes.

Deadeye Stacey is the only blonde of the quartet, wielding an AK-47 and encouraging you to pump as many bullets into moving targets as possible.

Rosie, the official VideoGamer.com office favourite, is locked until you beat the previous three girls. It’s a distressingly apt microcosm of the real-world female pecking order, isn’t it? I can’t see anything about this game that would offend women whatsoever.

‘Defeating’ each girl allows you to download a wallpaper of them with their breasts out.

For the record? Wouldn’t, would, would, definitely would.

I’m sure 2K is diverting everyone’s attention away from the game itself simply because its’s enormously confident of its product and has every belief that it will be getting great review scores when it’s released in June.