Ready 2 Rumble Revolution

Ready 2 Rumble Revolution Review for Wii

On: Wii

Boxing game featuring 18 wildly caricatured cartoony boxers.

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3Out of 10
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Ready 2 Rumble Revolution simply doesn't work
Ready 2 Rumble Revolution simply doesn't work

Ready 2 Rumble Revolution simply doesn't work

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear.

Ready 2 Rumble Revolution is the worst Wii game to pop through the HQ letterbox in recent memory. It's a cartoon boxing game with the worst controls ever seen in a cartoon boxing game. And it single-handedly destroys the memory of the fun Dreamcast original.

The motion sensing controls, like in so many other third-party Wii games, are utterly unresponsive. But they're so bad in Ready 2 Rumble Revolution that they make the game unplayable. A simple jab, for example, is triggered by flicking the Wii Remote (right hand) or the Nunchuck (left hand) forward. To uppercut you need to thrust either upwards. So far so very Wii Sports boxing.

The game comes crashing down like a pack of virtual cards, however, when you leave the tutorial mode and start fighting AI controlled opponents. To do a hard punch you need to move the Wii Remote or Nunchuck to the right or left first, then do another movement. So, for a heavy right hand uppercut, you need to move the Wii Remote to the right, then up. Actions like these give the Wii an embolism.

It simply can't work out what you're trying to do. 90 per cent of the time your caricature of a boxer (based on racial stereotypes and celebrities, two of our favourite things) will do a move in direct opposition to the one desired. Even ducking, which involves moving the Wii Remote and Nunchuck forward, doesn't work properly; you're more likely to throw out a pathetic jab.

The Wii is incapable of working out what it is you're trying to do

The Wii is incapable of working out what it is you're trying to do

If the game's complete inability to accurately translate your waggling into animations is frustrating, the delay between the two will make you tear your hear out. To win fights you need to be able to weave punch, sway and duck; all three trigger a slow motion, Matrix style dodge and open up your opponent for a big hit. The only problem is they're impossible to do. Even when you can see a punch coming there's no guarantee that your dodge will be detected in time, or even detected at all. It feels as if the Wii's listening to what you're doing through a piece of string tied to two yoghurt pots. And when the message does get across, it's so distorted it's gibberish.

The AI boxers, though, don't suffer from the same problem. They speak the same language as the Wii. So while you're breaking your back trying to get your boxer to avoid a simple, telegraphed punch, your opponent will effortlessly duck and dive without breaking a sweat. The upshot? Trying to play the game properly is an exorcise in futility. You're better off mindlessly flailing your arms. Six-year-olds probably won't mind. Everyone else will hate it.

It's a shame, really, because without waggling the game would be good. The button press commands work, as you'd expect. Blocking (Z and B) works and so does parrying (blocking just as a punch is about to land). Movement via the Nunchuck control stick is solid, and you're able to dash about the 3D rings as well as you'd like. The graphics, too, aren't bad. The cartoon art style won't be to everyone's taste but the crowd, from a distance, looks decent, the arenas are colourful and the boxers themselves are well animated. If Ready 2 Rumble Revolution had traditional controls, or, dare we say it, was on the Xbox 360 or PS3, it would probably be worth buying.

As it is though, it's not. As it is it's awful. As it is it's a disaster of a fighting game. If the boxing in Wii Sports is Amir Khan, then Ready 2 Rumble Revolution is Frank Bruno.

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K3RT's Avatar


@ wyp100

Lol I'm abit slow today not had much sleep.
Posted 17:34 on 20 March 2009
thpcplayer's Avatar


well, possibly goty
Posted 16:29 on 20 March 2009


Best wait for Punch Out! At least Nintendo know how to use the Wii Remote.
Posted 16:15 on 20 March 2009
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@ K3RT

The Khan/Bruno reference wasn't to compare their records, but to compare their current states as an analogy for comparing Wii Sports boxing with Ready 2 Rumble Revolution.
Posted 16:11 on 20 March 2009
K3RT's Avatar


I hate to be the one to point it out but Bruno was a great boxer out of 45 fights he won 40 and out of them 40 38 of them was by knockout that record speaks for itself
Posted 16:05 on 20 March 2009
thpcplayer's Avatar


Goty, heh.
SO we hav got two games which got 3 marks this year this shellshock 2 so goty we hav to decide
Posted 13:10 on 20 March 2009

Game Stats

Ready 2 Rumble Revolution
Out of 10
Ready 2 Rumble Revolution
  • OK graphics
  • Awful controls
  • AWFUL controls
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Release Date: 20/03/2009
Platform: Wii
Developer: Aki Corporation
Publisher: Atari
Genre: Sports
No. Players: 1-2
Rating: PEGI 12+
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