Rambo Review

6 / 10

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RichRomano1's Avatar


No way this is a 6/10 -- it's 2/10 or less, nothing more. The game is horrible.
Posted 15:35 on 28 February 2014
RamTheDragon's Avatar


Do You Rambo? Obviously.

But seriously the Japanese Arcade Rambo game was a MILLION times better (and also older than this!) it even has the same mechanics with the rage mode and stuff. I beat it with a friend and we were BOTH RAMBOS (Rambo 1 And Rambo 1 of course). You get to shoot down a chopped with an arrow. Seriously try to find videos of that game because it's excellent. Also the narration is in engrish and is hilarious
Posted 18:51 on 22 February 2014


If this was $10, sure worth it. $20. I'd consider it. They want $40 for this tough. Quality/amusement factor isnt worth $40.
Posted 10:43 on 22 February 2014
Clockpunk's Avatar


I was expecting Miller to faux-punch Bratterz, whose head would explode like a melon... :p
Posted 23:43 on 21 February 2014


People may be wondering what the real score is well... I worked out the cryptic mark scheme for it. Each letter of Rambo refers to its position in the alphabet (18+1+13+2+15 = 49) and then the average of that is 9.8, but since VG doesn't do non-integer scores it broke the system and so actually, scientifically, did end up with rambo / 10.

Also, I'm slightly disappointed that Simon didn't just wear one of his gym vests (which I presume he has...)

I was expecting this in the reviewsical:

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Posted 23:37 on 21 February 2014
Clockpunk's Avatar


"Rambo: The Video Game is not worthy of high praise. But that doesn't mean it isn't fun..."

PRECISELY why I am still a huge fan/proponent of Duke Nukem Forever... :p

Also: been a while since I laughed so hard - keep up the good work, chaps!
Posted 23:25 on 21 February 2014
Jesus_Phish's Avatar


10/10 would buy
Posted 22:33 on 21 February 2014


Well, that was certainly...Rambo.
Posted 18:38 on 21 February 2014


Simon I love you, do you wanna Rambo me?
Posted 16:07 on 21 February 2014


This is the best review I have seen.
Posted 15:52 on 21 February 2014
alexbilbie's Avatar

alexbilbie@ dudester

It's coming later today!
Posted 15:36 on 21 February 2014
dudester's Avatar


Makes me sad there's no reviewiscal of rambo
Posted 15:33 on 21 February 2014
BritishWolf's Avatar


Skit on Tomb Raider?
Posted 15:32 on 21 February 2014
Bloodstorm's Avatar


So when is the real review going up?
Posted 15:31 on 21 February 2014
NylePudding's Avatar


That is the most useful info-graphic I've seen in a long time.
Posted 15:23 on 21 February 2014

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Rambo: The Video Game
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Rambo: The Video Game
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Release Date: 21/02/2014
Platforms: PC , Xbox 360 , PS3
Developer: Teyon
Publisher: Reef Entertainment
Genre: First Person Shooter
Rating: PEGI 18+
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