Aliens: Colonial Marines screenshot
Aliens: Colonial Marines screenshot

Great news everybody: this is the Aliens game we've been waiting forever for. Sadly, that's in technical terms only: announced in 2006, we've waited a long time to see if Colonial Marines can live up to its promise. It can't. Most distressingly, the three (!) development studios involved seem to have no idea what makes the franchise itself so compelling.

Instead what we have is yet another attempt to chase the Call of Duty dollar. Colonial Marines is an uninspired, cynical cash grab with Syd Mead's and James Cameron's legendary designs propping it up.

Even that veneer is poorly implemented. Graphically the game looks awful - like a Doom 3 mod, all shiny surfaces, flat textures and static environments. Explosions look like something out of a PS2 game. The cutscenes are rendered at a resolution unfit for human consumption. And the animation of the Aliens themselves is laughable: they often run at you on two legs, looking for all the world like they want to give you a hug.

When I played it, Xbox 360 controller in hand, another member of the VideoGamer team looked on and remarked that there was always the PC version, they supposed.

It was the PC version. The actual 360 build is probably what Gorman saw on the marine cam monitors shortly before he totally broke down. (Speaking of which, it is remarkably unfinished. See the end of review for more details on that, but the short explanation is that if Ripley and co had encountered this many bugs on LV426, none of them would have made it out alive.)

It would be easy to shrug and say – 'hey, it's been in development for years. Of course it looks bad. Of course it's, ahem, rough around the edges. It's the gameplay that matters.'

Fair enough. Shame then that said gameplay is laughably simplistic.

As in CoD, players will spend most of their time following fellow marines through a series of linear environments, waiting for other soldiers to open doors for them or fighting incessant waves of Aliens. This linearity is no doubt in aid of the story which, while canonical – you play Marines sent to answer the Sulaco's distress call post-second film – is utterly nonsensical and filled with tiresome grunt jargon.

Aliens: Colonial Marines screenshot

There's no conserving ammo, no sense of an overwhelming force, and as such very little tension: a crushing blow in a game where you're supposedly fighting the universe's most dangerous creature. The Aliens pose little threat, and are usually only a – sigh – QTE away from being rebuffed. They never really form enough of a swarm for players to take them seriously. Worse still is the insane decision to have players square off against a platoon of Weyland-Yutani mercenaries. Yes, in a game called Aliens, for a large chunk of the game you'll be shooting at humans. Humans that are, incredibly, dumber than their insect counterparts.

Even worse than the boring gunplay is the upgrade/XP system which pops up in the campaign as well as multiplayer (they're persistent). Find a hidden item or level up and a big fanfare kicks off, which kills the atmosphere faster than the explosion at the end of Aliens.

Co-op – which Gearbox made so much of in the game's marketing message – was, before we played it, reasonably expected to represent the true essence of the game. After all, the films are about groups of people banding together to overcome exceptional odds.

In actuality, it compounds all of the problems, reinforcing just how shoddy the enterprise is. Instead of building a game around the cooperative nature of the franchise, Gearbox has attempted the inverse, shoehorning the co-op stuff into the torturously prescribed campaign.

That it doesn't fit is obvious enough from the dialogue. Squad leader Cruz informs single players that the two of them (as in, the player character and his AI sidekick from the campaign) should get a move on. That same dialogue is repeated in co-op, despite there being more than two people in the room.

We wanted Left 4 Dead in space, and what we got was a CoD wannabe with four players. Rather than helping each other, you're just another gun in an environment that can barely handle one, let alone two or more. Move too far down the corridor, and your squad will be magically zapped next to you. Shocking when you consider that getting separated is the single worst thing that can happen in the fiction of the movies. Going by these rules, if only Ripley had moved forward down that air vent faster, Gorman and Vasquez would have respawned right next to her. Oh well.

Aliens: Colonial Marines screenshot

With the single and co-op games disappointing then, there's only the multiplayer mode to fall back on. As well as standard TDM, there are modes like Survivor (see how long you can hold out) and Escape, which is like a stripped down version of Left 4 Dead's Versus mode.

These gametypes won't keep you playing long, but they are at least entertaining in a way the campaign can never hope to be. Most of this is down to the fact that the races' strengths and weaknesses can actually be exploited by intelligent players. Here, the customisation/upgrade mechanic makes sense, and there is fun to be had for those that stick around long enough.

A half-decent MP mode isn't enough though, and as a package this is woeful. What is most frustrating is the constant self-sabotage: every time the game does something right, it immediately then ruins it. A section of the game takes place in the derelict ship from the first film. There's a wonderful sense of intimidating scale here – think Kane lowering himself into the same ship. And then, as you contemplate the space jockey, a group of brainless PMCs run in and start shooting.

Pre-release, Gearbox strove to convince us they understood what makes Aliens so special. In places, they do get it right. Using the motion detector is undeniably cool. The Pulse Rifle shrieks beautifully. And exploring the Sulaco or Hadley's Hope will give a sliver of wish fulfilment to fans of the movie. But then, those are the easy things to get right.

Versions Tested: PC and Xbox 360.

Completed campaign on PC (approx. 8 hours) on normal difficulty.

Tested co-op gameplay through various levels on 360, on both normal and the hardest difficulty.

Multiplayer tested over the course of a day at a review event.

It should be noted that the 360 build we played (retail, promo code) was much buggier than our PC review build. Stuttering audio, idle enemies and floating geometry were all observed more than once – and these were on top of issues such as NPCs standing in front of turret fire or severe collision problems. While these issues may be patched they're still unacceptable. If you have the choice, go PC.

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kittykatswell

It's not the first time I seen a promising game go bad.... We are entering in a time of developers only in it for profit and less creativity and the lack of determine developers.
Posted 08:18 on 15 February 2013
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rbevanx

Someone likes their war films/novels, I like this new guy already :thumbup:
Posted 16:25 on 12 February 2013
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dazzadavie@ VGSteve

Ah you slangtastic mofo :)
Posted 16:01 on 12 February 2013
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VGSteve@ dazzadavie

Hey dazzadavie, PMC stands for Private Military Company/Contractor.
Posted 14:05 on 12 February 2013
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pblive

Oh dear.

Will pick this up cheap in a few months then.
Posted 13:58 on 12 February 2013
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Wido@ rbevanx

Yeah man, but I've set my mind on Aliens :( haha damn! Sucks, because Im a fan of Aliens, and that is what is making me interested.
Posted 13:51 on 12 February 2013
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RAGE_OF_THORN

Randy and crew could fu@K up a wet dream. I had such high hopes for this game. Borderlands is all he and his company has going for it right now, and it is subpar in my book.

Duke catastrophe, and now this blagh.

This late in the console cycle and some developers still struggling to put out quality games? What a shame.
Posted 13:47 on 12 February 2013
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clangod

Well, I have to say the review definitely does the game justice.

I know for sure now why I don't like ACM. It IS just CoD stripped bare with Xenomorphs laughably traversing the shoddy environments. And worse, it's still only half the game CoD is.

I was very eager to see the Aliens franchise taken to a new level but all I got was a motion sensor and a lot of noise.

There is absolutely no reason anyone should waste their money on this. Not until it's $5.00 during a holiday sale and even then you'll feel dirty for wasting your data cap.

Sorry Randy but you were wrong with this one.
Posted 11:54 on 12 February 2013
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tvr77

Ouch again, the low scores just keep on coming.
Posted 11:53 on 12 February 2013
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rbevanx@ Wido

If I was you Scott I would get Dead Space 3 first. I think this is gonna drop faster in price than Katie Price's knickers.
Posted 11:12 on 12 February 2013
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Wido

Ouch! Shall I get Dead Space 3 instead? I do want to get my hands on Ripleys flamethrower and burn me some Xeno's though :(
Posted 11:10 on 12 February 2013
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rbevanx

Haha very good and entertaining review.

Even though there are lots of warnings not to buy this game I'm still getting it.


I love the Alien films too much and me and some mates have promised each other to do co-op.

I'm still really looking forward to the game and if it is that bad at least we can all laugh at it, plus it's short if it is that bad :D
Posted 10:52 on 12 February 2013
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MJTH

Looks like the curse of Duke Nukem will forever haunt Gearbox, for any IP they didn't create themselves....

A game gets delayed for a very long time, then Gearbox pick it up, tries to salvage it, but fails. We can atleast assume it wasn't completely there fault, but the quality of what given to them. If it wasn't for the borderlands franchise that GearBox created and proves the talent is there, it would look a studio where you send titles to die...
Posted 10:49 on 12 February 2013
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Chlandy@ munkee

I know what you're saying but I had hope....blind, stupid, fingers in the ears hope :-(
Posted 10:26 on 12 February 2013
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munkee

This was always going to be a poor game. I'm surprised that anybody expected it not to be. Not once during pre-release media-hype did it look any good. Don't be fooled by a franchise. IP's that have been specifically built for videogame platforms will usually be better than trying to shoe-horn existing franchises created for a different medium's into an interactive game environment.

Want to play a cool alien game? Get Dead Space, Halo, Metroid, Half Life 2, etc.. They're ALL great alien games.
Posted 10:18 on 12 February 2013

Game Stats

3
Out of 10
Aliens: Colonial Marines
  • Multiplayer is OK
  • What took them so long?
  • Technically subpar
  • Utterly uninspired
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Release Date: 12/02/2013
Platforms: PC , Xbox 360 , PS3 , Wii U
Developer: Gearbox Software
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Genre: First Person Shooter
Rating: BBFC 18
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