Fat Princess was an odd little game for the PS3. Teams of 16 players competed against each other in isometric 3D battles across eight maps, capturing the opposition's princess, protecting the princess you've already captured, killing enemies in team deathmatch or taking control points. On the PSP, this large-scale multiplayer combat has been scaled down somewhat, with only eight real players able to play together online (joined by AI warriors), but with some extra game modes and an expanded single-player campaign, this is a solid portable version of the PS3 experience.
Try to describe Fat Princess to someone who doesn't play video games every day of their life and you'll be met with a puzzled, slightly shocked expression. What you've just done is detail a game in which you hold a young woman against her will and feed her cake until she's so morbidly obese she wouldn't look out of place in her own Channel FIVE documentary. Video games have let you perform illegal acts for years, but for some reason this feels ever so slightly more sinister - that is until she starts screaming for more cake and you have your head caved in by a small goblin-like man wearing a pointy hat.
Despite this strange core mechanic, Fat Princess is actually a fairly traditional multiplayer game at heart. Each team has a base of operations, complete with hat machines. It's the hats that determine which character class you play as: warrior, mage, priest, ranger and worker. These are pretty self explanatory, with the warrior being the best in close-range combat, the ranger able to attack from distance, the priest able to heal team mates, the mage capable of firing off magic attacks and the worker designed to gather vital resources.
Resource gathering initially appears to be a key part of the game, seeing as each hat machine can be upgraded through collected wood and metal to give the classes secondary weapons or abilities - the priest, for example, gains the ability to drain enemy life energy. Each hat machine only offers one upgrade level, though, so it doesn't take long for both teams to max out and then build any extra upgrades. Games tend to last so long that upgrades are simply something that happens at the beginning, and then lost beneath chaotic battle and bloodshed. You'll still have to switch to a worker in order to repair destroyed structures, but it's a pretty thankless task.
As an idea the way you feed the princess in order to fatten her up, therefore making her heavier and more awkward to carry (resulting in more enemies being needed to move her), is a good one. It might be capture the flag with a slight twist, but it's a novel idea that's backed up by some wonderful cartoony visuals and whimsical audio - the cry of "feed me" from a rather rotund princess never ceases to be amusing. The problem is that these princess game types tend to last forever. The tug of war going on between the two teams seems so balanced that you can play a single game for an hour and still have no result. The six new maps and four new game modes add more variety, but none add much to the experience.
Key to any success in Fat Princess is cooperation with team mates. Charge into battle without a priest or two to back you up and you won't last more than a few sword slashes before collapsing in a pool of cartoon blood. The same is true of trying to carry a princess. Try to do this on your own and you'll get no more than a few feet before eating dirt, but do so with the back-up of half your team and things are a lot easier - although still not guaranteed. Doing this on the PS3 was tricky enough, but now on PSP, without voice chat, at times it feels impossible.
If you don't plan to play online or with friends locally there really is little point in buying the game in the first place, but there are more options to play solo here than in the PS3 original. The token campaign mode with a story has been beefed up, but it's more or less just the multiplayer experience dressed up with some loosely related storyline about cake.
All of this is ultimately a huge shame as the game is fun to play up until you fail to get a result after investing a huge amount of time in a match. Multiplayer gaming is generally something that you can hop in and out of, playing a few games here and there, but that's generally not possible with Fat Princess - log on for 30 minutes and you'll likely fail to complete a single game.
Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake is a great looking PSP game and features more content than on PS3, but the fundamental problems haven't been addressed. The single-player, albeit longer, is still quite dull, and the online matches still take forever, especially now communication is nigh on impossible. Fun but flawed.
VideoGamer.com Score6 Score out of 10
- More content than PS3 original
- Amusing concept
- Single-player isn't good
- Basic gameplay mechanics are flawed