He's only been banging on about this for about two months, so no surprises here.
5 tips to help you endure the most wonderful time of the year
You won't find a more pointless article anywhere on the internet!
Christmas is a time for love and joy, so dig out these classics and have fun with all the family.
Mr Metal Gear Solid is making a game for PS4, but what is it? Burns has some ideas.
Video games are rad and all, but sometimes they don't quite hit the heights you wanted them to. Here's why. Also includes Manchester United, for some reason.
The one in which everyone is enjoying something, apart from Burns.
Star Wars Episode I's making-of has more drama, characterisation, and intrigue than all the prequels put together, but it's also a stark reminder of how the hype got to us all.
WWE's RAW ratings are almost at an all-time low. While there's no easy fix, what exactly can the company do to stop this worrying trend and get things back on track?