Because nobody asked for a decapitated female torso.
Deep Silver has asked Saints Row fans to vote for which items they'd like to see in Saints Row 4's Collector's Edition.
In a survey released last night, the publisher - which was responsible for Dead Island: Riptide's controversial female torso statue - says that it "want(s) to make a Collector's Edition for Saints Row 4. One that is, you know, worth buying as a collector's item.
"Now, we have been toying with a lot of ideas, but we want you, the Saints Row community, to vote on what YOU want in a Collector's Edition. So here's your chance to let us know!"
Options include a variety of promotional items, including a "voice augmentation device", a "Presidential Briefcase with kinky handcuff and key," and a "functional (not deadly!) in-game weapon replica", amongst others.
The survey also asks whether you played Saints Row: The Third in solo or in co-op, suggesting co-op could be returning for the sequel.
Want to cast your vote? Click the link to head through to the survey.
Saints Row 4 was formally revealed last week. The game launches on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC on August 23.