Semen is a lie and we all come from the same tree.
Rockstar has launched a viral site for its upcoming Grand Theft Auto V.
The Epsilon Program, an overt satire of Scientology, lists the "12 Tenets of Kifflom", including "Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!" and "We all come from the same tree - FACT!".
Its Twitter page has so far posted three tweets, one of which claims the Epsilon Program to be "the fastest growing religion in America".
Neither the site nor Twitter account make explicit reference to GTA V, but does purport that "trees talk, but only some people hear them".
Yesterday, Wedbush analyst Michael Pachter predicted we'll hear news on GTA 5's release date no later than November, perhaps at gamescom later this month.