Grand Theft Auto IV Features

For:Xbox 360  Also On: PS3PC Release Date: 28 April 2008

We let you know how to get the best out of your GTA 4 experience.

Can you think of anything bigger than the launch of GTA 4 on April 29? We sure can't and we're already putting together our plan for how to best play the game while also getting some work done. We want you guys to get the most out of the game too though, so we've put together our Top 10: Ways To Survive GTA 4. Our simple to follow 10 steps will get you prepared for the big day and get you through it without incident. So panic no more, GTA 4 wonderment is just around the corner and we've got you covered.

Cancel everything

Few games can match the monumental hype of a new GTA, so it's worth going the whole hog. If you've got time, book a week off work and cancel all your plans. That trip to the Science Museum might have sounded ok a few weeks back, but it'll take away valuable gaming time. University students are in the best situation though. The way we see it, lectures rarely cover things that you can't read in a book, and they're just not going to fit in with your new sleeping pattern anyway. Tutorials are slightly different, but unless you're expecting some info on coursework these can probably be skipped too. To be honest, if you're taking a cool new trendy course, your lecturers are probably expecting you to skip class anyway. School kids shouldn't even be playing the game, so go to school and pick up the game when you're a few years older.

Gaming nourishment

Being well fed and watered during your mammoth GTA 4 gaming session is essential, so you're going to want to get fully stocked up with snacks and drinks - a few microwave meals might not be healthy, but they're quick to cook. You could just go for your typical snack food, with a Pizza delivery in the evening for your main meal, but you could eat like Niko would. We know he's an Easter European, and from our extensive research (Google) we'd recommend plenty of energy drinks (Red Bull is apparently a favourite), beer, wine and whisky. That little combination is likely cause all kinds of pain, so you might be better off going for a more traditional American fast-food diet (GTA 4 is set in the US after all), consisting of some tasty burgers, M&Ms and good old Cola. It might even be worth getting one of those drink dispensing hats.

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sean

i am a landscaper and it is raining today so i have it off. so later this afternoon i am going to bed early like 5ish get up around 8 and take the 45 min trip to the mall for the event and get my ps3 copy of gta4. play it for a while when i get home and then go to bed. it is supposed to rain here so i will most def be playin gta4 ALL DAY! can't wait.
Posted 16:09 on 28 April 2008
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i preordered the limited edition gta 4, 7 months ago. i will be playing long stints on my brand new 46 inch lcd samsung, as i seem to be getting sick lol, i should have lots of game time........lots of coke, chips , pizza and pies and redbull should make it the best gaming experience ever. by the way xbox sux ps3 rocks!
Posted 03:52 on 27 April 2008
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i booked this week off in advance 1 year ago
i only got a 32" hd tv but it will do the job
planning on doing a 5 day solid gaming session with a load of mates :P
Posted 20:25 on 26 April 2008
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Eggy499

lol I have glandular fever, so I'm off school. And the fun shall begin on Tuesday 29th!!!
Posted 14:19 on 26 April 2008
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Im goin to stock up on (3) 2ltrs of sprite, variety pack of hula hoops... call work say i have the flu and i'll b back in a week or so... tell my girlfriend i'll b in england for a week, convince my dad im really sick and play gta til my legs fall off from not enuff use
Posted 00:26 on 26 April 2008
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I'm trying to convince my dad to let me have wednesday off so I can play. I have already bought 6 red bulls, 5 packets of crisps and 7 bags of haribo. My dad is letting me go to the midnight launch so it will be fun.
Posted 18:26 on 24 April 2008
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haha thats a nice setup. I've got a pretty nice setup too. 24" monitor and Logitech Z2300's LOL. Well thats in Uni. Once i go back home in may, i will have a 100" Screen with a 1080p Projector. 7.1 surround With the front left and front right powered by Lamm M2.2's. GTA deserves a good setup
Posted 17:18 on 24 April 2008
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I like to think i have set it all up pretty good... Let me explain my preparations so far...

I have a friend who will be getting me the game under a different name on the Monday and just encase i also have a pre-order ready on the release day which has been there over a year. I have a 40" HDTV with a special gaming setting to stop blurring and sharpen up the picture, this is linked to a £500 surround sound and due to the fact i like my neighbors so much i plan to let them share the whole GTA sound experience with me. I have just done a big shop and have purchased 40 cans of red bull and 8 packs of Macaroni and cheese and loads of crisps and orios etc. I have booked the week off work and as next weekend is a bank holiday weekend i am game able for a full 8 days. I have told my G/F the possibility of seeing each other looks bleak and for some reason she understands (didn't have the balls to be single for release date :(... ) i have a huge comfy L shape sofa which i also plan to use as a bed.. i have bough some extra bedding from ikea to keep me warm at night if the underfloor heating fails me and i have even bought my cat and electronic feeder so it is happy too. I am expecting my sleeping pattern to be 9am till 6am sleep till 8am then gym then online for 9am lol gotta stay in shape lol.

I am getting the 360 version by the way!!!

I believe i am truely set for the release and i am so excited i think im gonna wee... too late!!

OLAY! Cheers for the top 10 list, see you online!!!
Posted 11:06 on 23 April 2008
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work at a game shop so gonna get it a day early. No uni for me for a month lol. got to work at midnight den im of back home to play gta reali cant wait for it over 300 preorders at work good god gonna be busy
Posted 21:57 on 17 April 2008
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Well for my planing it is pretty simple im jus gona skip school {who needs it when ya got GTA IV} stay at home hdtv,Cokeacola,Pizza nd Doretos nd my newww game ez plan no MSN,Skype or Forums. Just me Food nd the game. WOOHOOOO
Cant wait!!!!1
Posted 19:41 on 17 April 2008
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(follow-up)

Oh wait, this is a European site! Ignore me :P
Posted 18:35 on 17 April 2008
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Jimmy

Brawl already is out (in response to a point made on page 2)

:O
Posted 18:33 on 17 April 2008
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Mark

I got 3 days off for GTA IV! And once i've started playing, i wont stop
Posted 17:43 on 17 April 2008
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It my 18th birthday on april 30th, how annoying! I have resulted in throwing money at my sister to get her to march her a$s*! to Asda at midnight. I think i will be off college that week anyway as i won't be feeling too good i can feel a headache coming on lol. Tha should give me enough time to lock myself away with gta4. Once completed i can resume my normal life of getting wasted (Legally)
Posted 15:51 on 17 April 2008
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Jono K

A friend of mine has a gig on Monday the 28th so will go and have some non alcoholic beverages before catching up with my fellow gamer and marching to the midnight launch. Will check the queues in advance and guesstimate my arrival time. Once I have said game in hand I will run home as fast as I can.
Posted 14:21 on 17 April 2008

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