GTA 5!? No. That'll be the week after next. It's Mass Effect 2, Rayman Legends, FIFA 14 and Beyond: Two Souls for now...
The Week In Review is a weekend feature which takes a fine-toothed comb over the week that was, hoping to point your eyes in the direction of news, features, videos and reviews which I deem to be worthy of your precious time.
Our round-up of the biggest games of the year ahead.
Matt and Martin aren't on this week's show, as they're on a top secret mission to Santa Monica. Lucky sods. But never fear! The rest of us are here to enjoy the Croydon gloom, and to discuss things like that time Dave's dog bit a fish in half.
Which Wii U games should you be looking to pick up alongside the console later this year?