Top 10 Video Game Crushes

The female game characters who waggled our joysticks.

We've all had at least one crush on a video game vixen. Don't go denying it. We can see it in your eyes. While most have outgrown such childish urges, some still harbour affections for virtual cuties hidden from the judgemental eyes of wives, girlfriends, husbands, boyfriends, and, most important of all, mothers. Here, we list the objects of our Top 10 Video Game Crushes. Read on, fondly remember the good old days, and let out the longest sigh you can muster.

Princess Peach Toadstool, Super Mario Bros.

The original object of video game geek affection, Princess Peach is as cute as she is downright annoying. She's kidnapped with such unnerving regularity that we're forced to consider that she actually wants to be snatched. Still, Mario does his bit every time, saving the damsel in distress and the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser's evil machinations without a whisper of discontent. Those kisses at the end of each game make it all worthwhile, you see.