Dishonored Extended Play

Graduate of the Academy for Subtlety and Subterfuge, or ASS. At Dishonored.

Dave Scammell - graduate of the Duke Nukem Academy for Subtlety, Subterfuge and Surreptitious Infiltration.

Apology accepted! Now do it again, properly :)

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Dave Scammell ladies and gentleman...plays games for a living

Poor bugger :P

Dave should be fed to hungry rats for playing so badly.

This is my 1000th post on the VideoGamer.com forums and I am using it to once again state just how awful Dave is at Dishonored and to remind loyal viewers that we're not all like this.

The entire VG office (A and B) are united in condemning Dave as the worst person imaginable for showing off Dishonored. We even considered re-recording substituting him with a guy from outside the local betting shop.

Dave is so bad at this game that the Mysterious Friend at the beginning should have left him to rot in his prison cell.

In fact, he's so bad at this game that he deserves to be framed for a crime he didn't commit.

Dave is so bad at this game it is literally painful. My heart is in worse shape than the one he's holding just watching this.