Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Features for PS3

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Selecting the right Christmas gift can be a tricky business – especially if the person you're buying for is a video games character. Just in case you're shopping for Mario, Drake, Kratos or co, here's our guide.

Mario - A GPS tracker

The DNT GPS Tracker 2.0 (£116.72 at Play.com) is marketed at people who are worried about losing children or old people. Given that The Mushroom Kingdom appears to have a worse kidnap rate than the darkest, meanest corners of South America, we reckon that Mario would appreciate an easy way to locate Peach when she invariably goes missing. It'd put an end to that "the princess is in another castle" bullshit, too.

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SexyJams

Wow. Hmm...
Not sure how I would live in a world where Sackboy had balls. In fact... I'm pretty sure that would be considered child porn? For shame....
Posted 21:47 on 23 December 2011
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p0rtalthinker

Thanks for the laughs VG. Loved reading this! I think my favorite is sackboys hahahaha.
Posted 18:55 on 21 December 2011
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87Sarah

ha ha! Snake's box was the best. :)
Posted 11:18 on 21 December 2011
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altaranga

You would buy Sackboy a Boysack? That's just wrong.

And Kratos now looks like Sacha Baron Cohen's gay Austrian fashion guru BrĂ¼no.

All in all, quite a giggle.
Posted 08:14 on 21 December 2011
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Woffls

I dunno, Snake would probably appreciate a home entertainment system given how much time he spends watching...

...

THE BOX

YYYYEEEEAAAAAAH
Posted 02:29 on 21 December 2011
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Clockpunk

Heh - regarding no. 6 - those huge TV boxes you see purposefully left out in a bragging style, imagine the shock the binman would get with Snake hiding within! :D
Posted 23:50 on 20 December 2011
Bloodstorm's Avatar

Bloodstorm

Whoever made 10 gets a.....


STAR OF GRORIOUS NORTH KOREAN APPROVAL.
Posted 21:09 on 20 December 2011
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Chaza_snake

i like the thinking behind the gifts :)
Posted 18:46 on 20 December 2011
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Neon-Soldier32

A brilliant article, Neon. A nice read.
Posted 17:51 on 20 December 2011
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Wido

Haha! Great read. :laugh:
Posted 13:50 on 20 December 2011

Game Stats

Release Date: 16/10/2009
Developer: Naughty Dog
Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment
Genre: Action
No. Players: 1-10
Rating: BBFC 15
Site Rank: 1,679 176
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