Tony Hawk Ride

Tony Hawk Ride Review for PS3

On: PS3Xbox 360Wii

The first Tony Hawk game to utilise a skateboard peripheral.

Review verdict Read Review
4Out of 10
Back to game info
Tony Hawk Ride is a waste of time and money.
Tony Hawk Ride is a waste of time and money.

Tony Hawk Ride is a waste of time and money.

As you probably already know by now, Tony Hawk: Ride has had one of the worst critical receptions of the year - indeed, it's hard to remember the last time such a high-profile project was given such an all-round kicking. So severe is the game's woeful reputation that I was almost frightened to open the box, lest it should unleash some kind of Biblical plague, or perhaps a rain of malevolent insects. While this happily wasn't the case (I did see a few woodlice scuttling around the office, but we get them all the time), I can't say that I was delighted with what did come out.

Actually, that's not completely true, because the skateboard controller itself seems like a pretty decent bit of kit - on first appearance, at any rate. The deck feels solid and well-made when held in the hand, and when you jump aboard for the first time - most likely mere moments after you've ripped it from its box - the initial signs are promising. Sure, there are no wheels, but the curved underside of the peripheral seems to offer a sensible alternative - requiring the player to maintain balance, but providing enough flexibility to let you twist and jive about quite easily.

Unfortunately, everything starts to fall apart once you actually turn on your console. Tony Hawk: Ride kicks off with what seems to be a fairly thorough calibration process, forcing you to tilt the board in a number of directions and to hold each of these poses for 10 seconds or so. While it's slightly annoying to be put through this kind of thing, most of us know that these tweaking sessions are a necessary evil that enable us to have pin-point accurate gaming. The problem is, Ride doesn't keep up its end of the bargain - in fact, it effectively kicks us in the nadgers and runs away with our collective wallet.

As a game controller, Ride's skateboard has all the precision of a blind snooker player with no arms. The pushing-off mechanism works okay - you simply keep one foot on the deck while running the other past one of the two sensors on the board's flanks - but as soon as you try to change direction, things take a turn for the worse. In theory you should be able to steer by shifting your weight to one side of the peripheral, but in practice it's impossible to do this with any degree of control. The board responds to your input in such a way that you either massively oversteer, cavorting about in what seems to be an impossibly tight arc, or else you barely change direction at all. As a result you tend to end up steering via several sharp jerks, lurching back and forth until Lady Luck smiles and puts you on a course that's close to your intended direction. In short, even simple navigation is a frustrating and stressful endeavour. Given the coordination that skating requires, this flaw would be enough to shoot Ride in the foot from the get-go - but unfortunately it's just the start of the game's problems.

If you can't bear to deal with the headaches of player-controlled movement, you can save yourself a lot of hassle by shifting the difficulty level down to the lowest setting. At this point the game essentially becomes an on-rails skating experience: your virtual unemployed slacker will cruise along a predetermined course, with the player merely choosing a direction at set forks in the road. Playing in this way removes one of the great pleasures of skating video games - namely the notion that your surrounding environment is an open playground - but it does at least allow you to focus entirely on pulling off tricks. And for a short while at least, this can actually be quite fun.

As I mentioned earlier, the Ride peripheral is designed in such a way that it's pretty satisfying to juke and twist your hips about. To perform an ollie or nollie (that's a jump, for all you straight-laced Mum and Dad types) you quickly step on one end of the board to tip it up in the air, and then let it drop; keep the board tilted as you land from a jump, and you'll perform a manual - the move that would be called "a wheelie" if we were in the early '90s and you were riding a BMX. For more complicated "flick" moves, you tilt the board up and then make a sideways swivel movement before bringing the end back down to earth; a similar set of "tilt" tricks involves rolling the board sideways as you lift up. There are also four sensors, placed at the compass points of the deck, that are supposed to let you pull off grab moves while you're airborne, but these are generally as responsive as your Uncle Kenny as he sleeps off yet another bottle of cheap gin. They barely work at all, but even the moves that do work are subject to an irritating lag, taking place a good second or two after you perform the relevant action.

New stuff to check out

9 Comments

To add your comment, please login or register

User Comments

clangod's Avatar

clangod

Not surprised to be honest. I had a sneaking suspicion since I first spied the dodgy looking peripheral.

I was over the Hawk's franchise as soon as I got my mits on Skate for the first time. Though I must say, with the release of the first Proskater on PS1 all my dreams had come true as it was the first skateboarding game that was truly enjoyable in the arcade arena. I played that thing to death as well as it's following installments yet I think (and if not a little biasedly) that Activision have piloted the Hawk's games through a steady downward spiral.
Posted 20:22 on 11 December 2009
rbevanx's Avatar

rbevanx

Great review and it includes quote of the week.

Quote:
As a game controller, Ride's skateboard has all the precision of a blind snooker player with no arms.
Posted 18:40 on 11 December 2009
SexyJams's Avatar

SexyJams

Biggest Flop Game? http://community.videogamer.com/foru...est_flop_game/
Posted 17:44 on 11 December 2009
thpcplayer's Avatar

thpcplayer

VG should have a Top 10 :Worst games of the year feature
I bet this will be on of the top 5 on that list :p
EDIT: Big :thumbup: to our well known altaranga
Posted 15:04 on 11 December 2009
pblive's Avatar

pblive

So many other good games to play, I wouldn't pay £100 for any game.

{quickly hides rockband instruments...}
Posted 14:53 on 11 December 2009
Karlius's Avatar

Karlius

Was actually holding out hope that if VG reviewed the game it may come out trumps as they always tend to give games a fair crack of the whip. However my worst fears were recognised Neon says the game sucks. I tend to agree with Neon and the guys here at VG most of the time. I was hoping for big things for this game as I used to be a big big fan of Tony Hawk Sadly Ride doesn't seem like they're delivered and you guys stating 3 as the best game are bang on the money. Great Review Neon even though i'm saddened by the outcome.
Posted 14:50 on 11 December 2009
thpcplayer's Avatar

thpcplayer

WoW. IT is a serious contender of worst game of the year :p
Posted 14:16 on 11 December 2009
Rickitis's Avatar

Rickitis

Amen the third is easily one of my favourite games ever.
Posted 14:05 on 11 December 2009
Ghost_Dog's Avatar

Ghost_Dog

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 is still the best.

Save your money and go play that instead.
Posted 13:40 on 11 December 2009

Game Stats

Tony Hawk Ride
4
Out of 10
Tony Hawk Ride
  • The peripheral looks nice.
  • Poor graphics, and lots of in-game advertising.
  • Grip sensors rarely work.
  • You never feel in control of your actions.
Agree? Disagree? Get Involved!
Release Date: 04/12/2009
Platforms: PS3 , Xbox 360 , Wii
Developer: RoboModo
Publisher: Activision
Genre: Extreme Sports
No. Players: One
Rating: BBFC PG
Site Rank: 10,211 207
View Full Site