The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

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"What the f**k are you doing?" says a dwarf when I get out my sword in the tavern, neatly summarising the difference in tone between The Witcher 2 and many of its contemporaries. Polish developer CD Projekt Red has never been afraid to drop a few f-bombs in their quest for narrative diversity, and the dark fairytale setting of Andrzej Sapkowski's parent texts gives the universe enough muddy morality for it to serve as a stark contrast to the usual good/evil dichotomy we're all so very used to by now. Plus, you know, tits.

I didn't find out much about the inevitable bosom barrage in The Witcher 2 at a recent hands-on session, though I can assure you it's not from lack of trying. CD Projekt Red sheepishly admits it's not bringing back the original's sex cards, however, which had lady-crazed lothario Geralt banging his way through the land in an effort to fill a very grown-up sticker book of sexual conquests.

Instead, the small slice of the side-mission I got to encounter had Geralt tracking down a succubus demon preying on the romantic chaps of dwarven town Verden, rendered spectacularly by a new and impressive in-house engine. One of the two possible starting areas for the game's second chapter - depending on what choices you make, it's possible to complete the entire game without even seeing this major area - Verden is a far cry from the chiselled depths of Ironforge or Orzammar, instead we've got a tumbledown encampment rooted in the middle of a mountain range only accessible by a tiny, missable wooden door. It immediately reminded me of a more developed version of those Roman ruins you see in quaint little rural towns across England; slightly worn-down, gently daubed in overcast weather and geometrically basic.

After being given the quest, you're told that under no circumstances are you to desecrate the graves of the victims in a bid to sniff out some clues. I immediately decided to nip off and desecrate the graves of the victims in a bid to sniff out some clues, and looking at the bodies triggered some fantasy-land forensics, with Geralt using his knowledge of corpses to work out that the scratches and lacerations are the work of a succubus. There's also a tempting shard of something shiny sticking in his arm, but at this point you lack the required tools to pluck it out and take a further look.

Knowing this, it's a simple case of enlisting travelling poet/jack the lad Dandelion to woo the succubus by reciting a charming love poem outside her grotty wooden shack at midnight. You can use some lyrics you've picked up earlier as inspiration, or clumsily click through the various options in the right order until you've got a twee little love ballad worthy of the attentions of a demon who likes to shag dudes to death. Alternatively, you can just decide this poetry lark is more trouble than it's worth and give up on the quest entirely.

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I wasn't pleasantly surprised when I played through the original ate last year I am glad they have changed the combat tho as the timing method was at times a pain.

We can kill dandelion hmmm tempting.
Posted 15:22 on 24 February 2011
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squidman@ Neon-Soldier32

They're keeping the story very much under wraps at the moment, so I can't tell you much. CD Projekt Red promises great things, of course, but then they would.

As for the combat, I wasn't able to see much above what I described. It looks very promising, but with something like this what I really need is a full copy of the game, a dark room, and a week of spare time to get stuck in.
Posted 13:51 on 24 February 2011


An adolescent original? That's... debateable.

Either way: How does this one compare to the original, in terms of combat and continuing the story of Geralt of Rivera?
Posted 13:05 on 24 February 2011

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Release Date: 17/05/2011
Developer: CD Projekt
Genre: RPG
Rating: PEGI 18+
Site Rank: 577 5
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