Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 Review for PC

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The Red Alert series gets its first true sequel in eight years
The Red Alert series gets its first true sequel in eight years

The Red Alert series gets its first true sequel in eight years

Eight years on from its predecessor, Red Alert 3, if nothing else, shows just how difficult it is to innovate in the real-time-strategy genre. Essentially the RTS has remained the same for nearly 20 years, developers not daring to deviate from the tried and trusted RTS fundamentals pioneered by the likes of the original Command & Conquer developer Westwood Studios back in the early to mid 90s.

And so, what we have here, despite the length of time EA Los Angeles has had to think about it, is a game that's more of the same. Sure, the graphical overhaul impresses, with perhaps the best-looking water ever seen in an RTS, the campaign, built from the ground up to be played co-operatively, is loads of fun with a friend, and the implementation of a third race, the Empire of the Rising Sun, perhaps the most stereotypical Western representation of the Japanese ever seen in a video game, is a cool move, but, essentially, Red Alert 3 is Red Alert 2 with bells, whistles, and extra cleavage.

Even if you're not a fan of the Red Alert franchise you'll probably be aware of its core philosophies. Traditional RTS action is broken up by live action clips where actors talk to the camera as if talking to you, the player, a commander in one of the three race's armies. Rather disappointingly, these clips steal the show somewhat from the gameplay, and that's despite the fact that they are utterly, utterly crap.

Which fits perfectly with the camp, over the top, tits and bum obsessed Red Alert world. In one clip, Tim Curry, who plays an ambitious Russian general in the Soviet army, stares at his female assistant's arse as she walks away from his table, then turns to the camera with an eyebrow raised and an adolescent smirk on his face. Glamour model Gemma Atkinson, of Hollyoaks and I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! fame, plays an English rose Allied commander with an accent that switches mid-sentence between Keira Knightley and North-Western chav. She's got a crush on you throughout the whole Allied campaign, and offers smiles and shy blushes in every scene. Mr. Sulu (aka George Takei), plays perhaps the most stereotypical Japanese Emperor ever seen, not only in a video game, but in film, TV and everything.

Play the co-op campaign with a mate and you're going to have a great time

Play the co-op campaign with a mate and you're going to have a great time

The alternative history plot is equally hilarious. The Soviets, nearing defeat, develop a time travelling machine and go back and assassinate Albert Einstein, believed to be the chief architect behind Allied technology, before he's able to make his mark. Back in the present, the Soviets discover that Einstein's assassination has lead to the emergence of a third military power - the Empire of the Rising Sun, which proceeds to take out all of its samurai skills on Tim Curry's astonishing goatee.

The Red Alert ridiculousness spills from the live action and into the gameplay like a bucket of water chucked outside a first floor window onto the face of a cheating boyfriend. One of the Empire of the Rising Sun's 'Top-Secret Protocols' - special powers players are able to put points into via a tech tree of sorts - is a bunch of World War II-style planes that fly into an enemy target kamikaze style. The Soviet Union has armoured bears as scout units. It's so ridiculous that you can't take the whiff of racism seriously, but it does leave an odd, uncomfortable taste in the mouth at times.

Strip all that fluff away and what you're left with is a complicated, hardcore RTS experience that's good fun, extremely polished and, at its best, a blast. Every mission in the three campaigns has been designed to be played with a friend. Do this and you're going to have a good time. Play with an AI co-commander and the fun factor is diminished somewhat - you can boss about your computer controlled mate via four general commands, but it's nowhere near as good as actually talking to a human being.

Cleverly, you're given the option of logging into GameSpy and inviting a player from the lobby system before every chapter of all three campaigns, but unless you've got an actual, real-life friend to play with who's online at the same time as you, you'll struggle to get anybody to play with. Where you won't struggle to get a game is in competitive play, but, as with most PC RTS games, you're going to get your ass handed to you on a virtual plate, very quickly, if you don't have some serious skills.
The three factions play differently enough to keep things varied. The Soviets and their tanks are great for heavy handed players, the Allies have solid defence, but it's The Empire that catch they eye. They skew more sci-fi and have a much more nuanced play style. The Empire is the only faction that can build anywhere on the map at any time. Nano Cores, which are produced by the command centre, need to be driven to a point on the map and unfurled into the Empire's main structures, like refineries for mining ore. While it takes longer to build structures, the ability to expand your base quickly and start generating cash from refineries in the blink of an eye gives the Empire a great advantage, but you're going to need more RTS skill to make the most of them than the Allies or the Soviets.

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thomas

I got this game and i personally think that this is the best C&C game besides C&C3: Kane's Wrath. I hav Generals: Zero Hour and it is really crap, as is Supreme Commander. Both have graphics that suck and such bad gameplay i dont play them anymore. I am lookin forward to the add-on
Posted 11:01 on 15 February 2009
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Nemesis

The graphics do suck... a lot. The AIs in skirmish mode are absolutely sh*t, the designs look no different from Red Alert 1 - in fact the designs in Red Alert 1 were actually better, the level of detail is poor, the 'heroes' are unrealistically powerful (as are infantry generally e.g. should a flak trooper really be able to single handedly defeat a tank?)... this game, as far as I am concerned, is NOT one of the Red Alert games and EA should be ASHAMED to release it.

Anybody wanting a real Strategy game - play Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance, Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour or even Universe at War: Earth Assualt.
Posted 18:21 on 17 January 2009
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Alexander

on the present day we have only 1 real GOOD RTS
1.age of empires
others games i had played is totaly sh*t or good game but without bases and resources....only action
are u with me fellows?
Posted 18:41 on 20 December 2008
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evileye

wooow even the red alert 1 is better than this sh*t!
Posted 12:52 on 06 December 2008
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scorpion74

I have all the games of command and conquer and this game is very very bad, the IA of your allies in the single player game is ugly, im really disappointed
Posted 17:35 on 17 November 2008
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sakshamthegreatest

****ing, ****ing and ****ing. I can't believe it is developed by ea, a great company.
Posted 15:30 on 17 November 2008
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ahmed

The graphics suck

come on try to be unbiased
Posted 14:54 on 17 November 2008

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Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
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Out of 10
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3
  • Lovely graphics
  • Co-op campaign is great fun with a friend
  • Little real innovation
  • Pathfinding problems
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Release Date: 31/10/2008
Platforms: PC , Xbox 360 , PS3
Developer: EALA
Publisher: Electronic Arts
Genre: Real-time strategy
No. Players: 1 + Online
Rating: PEGI 16+
Site Rank: 71
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