Postal III Cheats for PCOn: PC, Xbox 360
Source engine powered Postal sequel from Running With Scissors.
Objective: Injure yourself.
Objective: Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Objective: Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
Objective: 300 headshot/decap kills.
Objective: 200 kills using M-60.
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Objective: Choose path for the first time.
Objective: 100 kills using machete in melee.
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Objective: Taze 200 victims.
COMMIES GO HOME!
Objective: Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
Objective: Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
Objective: Return Thegways to the owner
WOLVERINES R GHEY
Objective: 50 badgersaw kills.
Objective: Escape from prison.
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Objective: Finish your business with Krotchy.
Objective: 50 kills using boomerang machete.
Objective: Smash 50 windows.
Objective: Arrest 200 perps.
Objective: Destroy 50 cars.
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Objective: Arrest eco zealots leader.
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Objective: Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
Objective: Piss 100 gallons of urine.
Objective: 50 kills using cat.
Objective: Respawn 20 times.
THERE IS NO SPOON
Objective: Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Objective: Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
Objective: 50 kills using bees.
Objective: 150 kills using fire.
I AM THE LAW
Objective: Complete Good path without falling off.
Objective: Kill no animals in one playthrough.
Objective: Complete game using only the pistol.
Objective: Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
Objective: Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
Objective: 200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
Objective: Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
Objective: Complete game using only melee.
Objective: Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
Objective: 50 kills using dog.
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Objective: Complete game killing only males.
Download: Trainer (STEAM + WIN 8.1 FIX)
Infinite Health, No Reload, Unlimited Items/Ammo, Urine, Vacuum Cleaner, Spray Can, Gasoline, One Hit Kills. Made exclusively for Cheat Happens. WRITTEN FOR THE ORIGINAL RETAIL/STEAM VERSION OF THE GAME. May not work with all versions. Read the included readme file with Notepad for important instructions on using the trainer. This trainer features customizable hotkeys.(Downloads are on an external site and open in a new window)
Download: Trainer (STEAM)
Infinite Health, No Reload, Unlimited Items/Ammo, Spray Can, Gasoline. Made exclusively for Cheat Happens. WRITTEN FOR THE ORIGINAL RETAIL/STEAM VERSION OF THE GAME. May not work with all versions. Read the included readme file with Notepad for important instructions on using the trainer. This trainer features customizable hotkeys.(Downloads are on an external site and open in a new window)