Postal III Cheats for PC

EMO
Objective: Injure yourself.

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Objective: Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Objective: Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.

NEUROSURGEON
Objective: 300 headshot/decap kills.

SCHWARZENEGGER
Objective: 200 kills using M-60.

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Objective: Choose path for the first time.

DANNY TREJO
Objective: 100 kills using machete in melee.

DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Objective: Taze 200 victims.

COMMIES GO HOME!
Objective: Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.

SUCKTASTIC!
Objective: Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.

REPO MAN
Objective: Return Thegways to the owner

WOLVERINES R GHEY
Objective: 50 badgersaw kills.

SCOFIELD
Objective: Escape from prison.

AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Objective: Finish your business with Krotchy.

PSYCHO DUNDEE
Objective: 50 kills using boomerang machete.

PROPERTY DAMAGE
Objective: Smash 50 windows.

T.J. HOOKER
Objective: Arrest 200 perps.

PRODUCT RECALL
Objective: Destroy 50 cars.

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Objective: Arrest eco zealots leader.

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Objective: Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!

CAMELBACK
Objective: Piss 100 gallons of urine.

CAT WRANGLER
Objective: 50 kills using cat.

FAIL ZOMBIE
Objective: Respawn 20 times.

THERE IS NO SPOON
Objective: Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Objective: Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

ENTOMOLOGIST
Objective: 50 kills using bees.

ARSONIST
Objective: 150 kills using fire.

I AM THE LAW
Objective: Complete Good path without falling off.

PETA CHAIRMAN
Objective: Kill no animals in one playthrough.

EASTWOOD
Objective: Complete game using only the pistol.

PERSONAL JESUS
Objective: Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

REAL AMERICAN
Objective: Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.

MEGA-SADIST
Objective: 200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.

BIPOLAR
Objective: Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.

STALLONE
Objective: Complete game using only melee.

KAVORKIAN
Objective: Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

CHAMP WHISPERER
Objective: 50 kills using dog.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Objective: Complete game killing only males.