Duke Nukem Forever

Duke Nukem Forever Review for PC

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The long awaited follow up to Duke Nukem 3D.

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4Out of 10
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Even admiring yourself in front of the mirror, which hearkens back to that classic moment in Duke Nukem 3D, comes across as an unsightly relic: so ancient is the underlying technology powering the game that watching Duke's reflection jumping is like watching him being inexplicably picked up and put down by an invisible claw.

There's also a lacking multiplayer mode, spread across 12 multiplayer maps lifted mostly from the single-player campaign. The maps, which are of interesting construction, are blighted by laggy netcode and the same old deathmatch, king of the hill, and capture the flag modes - though the latter swaps out the flag with a woman who needs to be calmed down with the occasional slap on the bottom. Don't get me started. There's a persistent XP system in place, but there's absolutely nothing here to encourage you back after your first game.

The argument is that its voluminous array of negatives can be excused because the game is just a harmless bit of fun and that it doesn't take itself seriously. It isn't fun. It's miserable. Duke Nukem Forever might not embroil itself with the kind of po-faced sincerity of its shooter brethren, but an irreverent shooter still needs some kind of effective foundations to work from. Since stepping off his throne, the King simply doesn't have the energy or the talent to get back on it.

I will admit that there is some kind of curious interest in watching this train wreck of a game unfold, and that I was compelled to play through all of Duke Nukem Forever's excruciating levels in order to observe the painful descent of the series from an innovative genre-leader to clumsy copycat. If you're also the type who might take an interest in this, you'll be more than able to do so in three months when the game is lining the discount shelves of every store in the country.

The nicest thing Gearbox and 2K Games could have done to Duke Nukem Forever would have been to spend their marketing budget on a cannon powerful enough to fire the source code into the sun. Instead they've decided to make it a full-priced release and have it go toe-to-toe with bigger, better games in our modern times; an action tantamount to forcing Gelsey Kirkland into dancing in a music video alongside Rihanna and Beyonce. All things considered, The Human Centipede was less cruel than this.

As a bizarre curio of video game history, Duke Nukem Forever's appeal cannot be denied, and there is some entertainment derived from overlooking the end product of one of history's most troubled productions. The main thing we can learn looking backwards, however, is that no game should be like this going forward.

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Clockpunk@ munkee

But many are, munkee. Why shouldn't OTT 'silyy' games that cater to my tastes, such as DNF and Serious Sam, see release? Why are they more likely to be picked apart than 'Terrorist Attack Clone Force Alpha 372, Part 7 Chapter 14 - Multilicious Desert Combat (With Obligatory Snow Scene)'? I want to see games like Duke, Shadow Warrior, Blood, Redneck Rampage, Hexen, Heretic, and the likes. I will support games that try and possess this same spirit that inhabited these older OTT releases, just for sheer bloody-minded, action-packed fun, rather than just the crawl-snipe-run-slowly-slowly games that are at the foregront of these past couple of console generations.

I do not go around claiming 'Oh, they should never release this crap, no one in their right mind will like it. We should encourage all devs to step away from making such games'.

I want it noted that I know Martin, whose argued opinions I respect, is not making this point. But it appears to be the general consensus of many 'reviewers', both for publication and amateur comments, many of whom haven't even tried the full game.

Going by the strapline for this review, though, it adheres to one of of my prinicpal complaints in other threads, some of which are scattered throughout the vg.com forums. Many reviewers express their desire that the game was just cancelled, which would thus have deprived those of us who ARE getting dozens of hours of enjoyment. And THAT is the selfishness that makes my blood boil.
Posted 16:44 on 13 June 2011

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ganzi321's Avatar


what a usless game!
Posted 23:00 on 16 June 2011
Bloodstorm's Avatar


It's looking pretty good for an unreal engine game......
Posted 14:08 on 16 June 2011
oksftw's Avatar


its UT99 engine what do you expect lol
Posted 10:57 on 16 June 2011
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4/10 is probably the fairest score for this game I've seen so far
Posted 14:50 on 14 June 2011
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I was gonna say, me and you are the same here, we're titans from another era, when games didn't take themselves seriously and when they were created by people who actually enjoy making games for the people.

Now, as you said, it just caters to the "ZOMG! ULTRA REALISTIC!!" crowd and thus, the shooters we like are pretty extinct.

Isn't that a really easy way of defending the obvious flaws of DNF? Not all shooters are ultra realistic. Bioshock is an example of a FPS that is different but is still an excellent game. I'm pretty sure the guys who sit in studios, working 14 hour days, still try to makes games for the people.
Posted 11:29 on 14 June 2011
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Bloodstorm@ Clockpunk

You said that on something before, under this cold, evil exterior you'll find i'm quite the gentleman.

Me and my brother were wondering that too Clock, makes me wonder if we'll ever see him again.
Posted 01:26 on 14 June 2011
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It wasn't a bad game, I wouldn't give it an 8, but a 4 is too harsh. I enjoyed it quite a bit, and this is coming from someone that has never played the earlier Duke Nukem's. The gameplay is good enough, graphics are decent, I didn't have any issues with load times on the PC version (5 seconds on my 600$ laptop, but it might be different on consoles), the humor was pretty good; it made me laugh a couple of times (and facepalm a couple of other times). It'd be better value for money at 30-40$ and I'd advice people to wait until the game is in the bargain bin to purchase it, but I had fun playing it
Posted 00:15 on 14 June 2011
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Clockpunk@ Bloodstorm

@Bloodstorm - I think this may well be the first time we agree! ;)

I wonder what has happened to the rights for Shadow Warrior... if there's one thing this release has created, it is a desire amongst a certain section of gamers for a new title in that series. I wonder if Gearbox got that as well from 3D Realms...
Posted 23:40 on 13 June 2011
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p0rtalthinker@ crowx

It's not just all the bad reviews and wide differences of opinions the games getting; if anything that's a semi good sign there are still lots of people that love the series! It's mostly just that I feel like like its not my type of game I like to play. It's crude and certified old school. I've never played a duke nukem game before though so I dunno perhaps if I came in with no expectations (I know lots of the people reviewing the game are big fans of the series and have literally waited for this game for over a decade at least) then perhaps I would enjoy it quit e bit, not sure.

Reviews partially dictate which games I play right away, or wait for it to hit the bargain bin (or maybe perhaps not even get at all), but its also my personal preference of which types of games I like and don't.
Posted 21:33 on 13 June 2011


Surely, though, when "Geometry is lumpy and uninspired, models are generic and blocky, and the desaturated textures - once they've actually bothered to load - are coarse and bland. Then there's the framerate, which actually manages to slow to a noticeable crawl with frightening regularity." there IS an issue?

Would the game not be better with better graphics? I'm not talking about realistic graphics here, but just better frame-rates, better textures etc?

So if we take this to extremes, would you expect a game with 8-bit graphics and movement to get a high score or be as enjoyable for £39.99? Surely the notion and attitude and even the feel of the game can sit side by side with a better physics system or better graphics. Serious Sam seems to have managed it to some extent.

I have just the same pedigree of gaming heritage, growing up with early home PCs all the way from the 2D Duke Nukem and Commander Keen to games like Descent, Rise of the Triads and Quake, so I understand the love for the era and style of game. I just think that you can keep the same style and still use the current hardware to improve the engine so that it runs smoothly and the AI is balanced etc.

All speculation based on a game I haven't played, but just playing devil's advocate. I will be renting this, though, to see for myself.
Posted 21:30 on 13 June 2011
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@Clockpunk & Bloodstorm

I would rather take an id shooter over a COD game any day. Doom on the college computers, HalfLife on a voodoo GFX card [in a work laptop], Quake and Unreal Tournament LAN parties, Sitting in a bush for 40 minutes waiting for somebody to come over the hill in Ghost Recon, Counter Strike over the internet, Monolith's reign over FPS, FEAR & Far Cry at max spec and a Battlefield addiction.. FPS was always a nerdy past time. Nerds hunched over PC's in dark rooms.

Now the FPS run's solidly on a games console. The casual and console gamers have caught the bug that millions of PC gamers once had. To them a Call of Duty game, or maybe Medal of Honor, is the birth of a fascinating genre and a beautiful relationship. We may not see the fascination in the realism of modern warfare, but these guys are a very privileged bunch.
Posted 21:05 on 13 June 2011
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Bloodstorm@ Clockpunk

I was gonna say, me and you are the same here, we're titans from another era, when games didn't take themselves seriously and when they were created by people who actually enjoy making games for the people.

Now, as you said, it just caters to the "ZOMG! ULTRA REALISTIC!!" crowd and thus, the shooters we like are pretty extinct.
Posted 20:48 on 13 June 2011
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Clockpunk@ pblive

I'm not sure where I saw it, pb, but someone described the game as 'Half-Life 2 with a Balls-to-the-Wall' Attitude'. I'd say there is more than a pinch of that game in the engine, but I'd say that the setting (starting in the Lady Killer casino, through to Duke Burger and the Club) all play a part in showing off the lifestyle of the character.

The nostalgic touch of the weapons, such as the freezegun and shrinker certainly add to the experience. But it is the over the top B-movie style that really appeals. I'm not a big fan of FPS games now, but was before and during the Quake and Unreal 1 days. I lost interest when they started trying to become 'realistic'. DNF doesn't care about this, and I like it for that.
Posted 20:38 on 13 June 2011


@Clockpunk - Interesting you say gameplay is solid. Would you agree with any of Martin's points about graphics/physics etc at all? Is it a case of liking it 'despite' these things?

I'm interested because, while opinion can be divided on entertainment factor, it's rare that the physical elements of a game can be so hotly debated.
Posted 20:08 on 13 June 2011
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crowx@ p0rtalthinker

If strongly worded differences of opinion are all it takes to scare you off then I suggest you avoid video games in general!
Posted 19:14 on 13 June 2011

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Duke Nukem Forever
Out of 10
Duke Nukem Forever
  • It finally came out
  • Poor script
  • Boring levels
  • Inexcusable loading screens
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Release Date: 10/06/2011
Platforms: PC , Xbox 360 , PS3
Developer: Gearbox Software
Publisher: 2K Games
Genre: First Person Shooter
Rating: BBFC 18
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