I didn't want to kill anyone, but then I accidentally did, somehow, but I have no idea how.
The Week In Review is a weekend feature which takes a fine-toothed comb over the week that was, hoping to point your eyes in the direction of news, features, videos and reviews which I deem to be worthy of your precious time.
Sebastien Mitton, Art Director at Arkane Studios, has selected ten of his favourite artworks and given commentary on each of them.
Matt and Martin aren't on this week's show, as they're on a top secret mission to Santa Monica. Lucky sods. But never fear! The rest of us are here to enjoy the Croydon gloom, and to discuss things like that time Dave's dog bit a fish in half.
A look ahead to this week's new releases, which include Dishonored, XCOM, Fable, Pokemon, and Harry Potter.
It's Auf Wiedersehen to gamescom and everyone – especially Dave – is happy to be back on British soil... even if there's no air con in the studio. Grab a towel and a can of air freshener, because this one is going to get clammy.
Here's our Gamescom 2012 Game of Show and the nine runners-up that impressed us the most.
Tom, Neon, Dave, and Brett share their hopes for Europe's big video game show.