Annoying horn latest weapon in Ubisoft's war against piracy.

Michael Jackson The Experience screenshot

Pirates of Ubisoft's Michael Jackson: The Experience on DS are being subjected to an inventive anti-piracy technique - the vuvuzela.

According to Tiny Cartridge, anyone trying to run a downloaded copy of the game is currently finding the contentious South African horn, which shot to notoriety in the 2010 World Cup, being played over the King of Pop's oeuvre.

The anti-piracy methods also disable the on-screen prompts, rendering the game completely unplayable.

The vuvuzela is a plastic horn that's about 2 ft long. It produces a loud monotone note, typically around B♭3 (thanks, Wikipedia!). Alternatively, imagine a sound of a hundred screaming bees being shot out of blowpipes.

We haven't played Michael Jackson: The Experience on DS yet, but VideoGamer.com's 7/10 opinion of the Wii version suggests the game might be an erstwhile companion for anyone looking to don a single white glove and shuffle around their living room floor.

VideoGamer.com Analysis

While it's an absolute certainty that hackers will eventually manage to break Ubisoft's latest anti-piracy method, it's always nice to see a more creative attack in the never-ending war between hackers and publishers.

Still, the deafening drone of the Vuvuzela can't be any worse than the Lenslok system used by some horrible publishers in the eighties.

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Bloodstorm

The game Sid Meier stole?

That would make a VERY scary christmas present, infact, one could say it's a late halloween game.
Posted 13:52 on 04 December 2010
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pblive

From the forum display the title reads 'Michael Jackson Pirates'. That would be fantastic in itself, a bunch of pirates dressed as Michael Jackson.
Posted 00:26 on 04 December 2010
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pblive

From the forum display the title reads 'Michael Jackson Pirates'. That would be fantastic in itself, a bunch of pirates dressed as Michael Jackson.
Posted 00:25 on 04 December 2010
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squidman@ Clockpunk

You really do learn something new everyday!
Posted 00:21 on 04 December 2010
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Clockpunk

The vuvuzela is originally a Zulu instrument, which in their language means 'to sprinkle' (as in spice over a dish) - which is the effect they were believed to have in sprinkling excitement over a game for which they were used.

Not that the etymology changes the bloody annoying buzz, but that was expalined to me by a Zulu professor at a conference last summer. ;)
Posted 13:09 on 03 December 2010
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Woffls

Ubisoft making a positive contribution to tackling piracy? Crikey.
Posted 12:49 on 03 December 2010
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clangod

Lol. That'll learn 'em!

There mere mention of the vuvuzela is enough to piss me off.
Posted 10:36 on 03 December 2010
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El-Dev

Fantastic idea!

I've only ever really used my vuvuzela as hooch funnel.
Posted 10:32 on 03 December 2010
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CheekyLee

I wholeheartedly approve of this!
Posted 10:30 on 03 December 2010
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dudester

Like it! I know I wouldn't have much patience before throwing the ds tho lol
Posted 10:29 on 03 December 2010