For that kind of money, wouldn't you rather buy a games console?
Fancy spending a night in with the latest games releases? Who doesn't?
GAME has announced plans to make "every gamer's dreams come true" by opening a hotel suite for gamers "who crave uninterrupted gaming time".
Throughout January 2013, gamers can book a night at The GAME Pad at Staybridge Suites' London Stratford City hotel, where they can "get to grips with all the latest games, consoles and gaming gear".
Decked out with three gaming areas for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and Wii (Wii U appears to be skipping the party), the hotel suite also promises to provide the things everybody needs for a booze-fuelled games night, including pizza, snacks, bottled beer, wine and soft drinks.
There's a bed, too, if you fancied, you know, getting some sleep.
But here's the catch: it'll cost you £199 a night. Recession? Pfft.
Still, if you have more money than sense, you can book a night at the GAME Pad by heading through to the Staybridge Suites website.
For more information on GAME's bizarre foray into hospitality, head through to its website.