We love Rock Band, but we reckon it would be even better with a few more peripherals. Here are our suggestions...

The original Rock Band was pretty revolutionary in terms of console accessories, offering deep-pocketed gamers the chance to croon into a mic, jam on a Fender Stratocaster, or bash seven shades out of an 80s-style drumkit. Rock Band 2, out this September, will add a larger set of drums to the mix - but that's not enough for us. We're already dreaming about the possibilities for Rock Band 3. Read on to discover the 10 instruments we'd most like to see included in future instalments.

10. A Grand Piano

It probably wouldn't be that hard to engineer some form of lightweight keyboard - but then where would the fun be in that? We want a full-sized grand piano - something so big that it completely dominates your living room. Just think about how much hassle it will be getting the damn thing back from the shops - everyone will notice you struggling under the weight of a massive box, and then they'll know how rich you are. Once set up, you'll be able to tinkle away to tracks like Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, or the complete works of Elton John. It could even come with its own piano stool (r.r.p £79.99).

9. A Harp

Now this is a classy idea: rather than featuring strings, the Rock Band harp would feature sophisticated lasers to detect the movements of a player's fingers, allowing them to plink away at a sweet selection of angelic melodies. The bundled tracks would basically consist of all the irritating background music you've ever heard at weddings, corporate events and New Age soap shops. Excessive use of the harp-lasers might lead to severe radiation burns - but when you're not using it for games, the device could also function as a sort of uber-powered fly zapper.

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Rock Band fans are genius. We think kid say "grand piano comes with its own church" say serious things. Is he joking? MUST BE SERIOUS.

I are fan. I are upset you say rainstick.
Posted 15:18 on 13 April 2009
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guyderman

It would have to be either a Glockenspiel or a set of Tubular Bells!
Posted 12:54 on 06 April 2009
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christian47

lmao about the church organ, think i would struggle to fill my church on a sunday though =(, we should defo have some aussie themed instruments like a digeridoo and maybe rolf harris's wobble board haha
Posted 21:44 on 04 April 2009
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Tyler

I hope i get to best buy in time to get the awesome church organ bundle (the one that includes the church).
Posted 03:43 on 05 March 2009
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matt

Bagpipes,Harp,Rainstick...
What is this?
Posted 02:18 on 04 March 2009
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Anonymous

wow are these kids handicapped?? these ideas are so ****ed! And crazy bitch, you spelled douche like douche not doosh you douche
Posted 19:59 on 02 March 2009
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um. cowbell. come on!

Posted 02:18 on 02 March 2009
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Anonymous

If they came out with the hand claps they'd have to be pretty cheap because you could only use them in a few songs
Posted 13:35 on 28 February 2009
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Cowbell!!!
Posted 22:45 on 27 February 2009
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awesome22

you don't need any new instruments ... these instruments r dumb.. i guess i could see having a keyboard (not a grand piano ..thats dumb) as something extra .. where you could download an extra song pack where they use a piano in the song.. maybe you could add more guitar options.. instead of just guitar and bass... maybe rythum guitar or even acoustic guitar.. nobody wants to play a game thats supposed to be an intense rock band game.. and just hitting a stupid triangle.. gay!
Posted 22:11 on 20 February 2009
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P$yCh0

really? a harp? a banjo and kazoo? a church organ? its called ROCK band, not "drunk hillbilly band", or "mid-western Christian rock band." give me a freaking break.... as for the trumpet mentioned by "erc" its cool idea, but impractical... what i want to see is the ability to have 3 guitars (lead, rhythm, and bass) and a "stomp box" to activate your "over-drive" (instead of having to use the shoddy tilt sensors) and for drums, how about a second pedal for a high hat that can double as a double-bass pedal for the faster metal songs?
Posted 10:28 on 09 February 2009
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T-Smack

Thats stupid...ALL OF THESE IDEAS ARE CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
why in the hell would i want a Harp or a Banjo
(i would like a cowbell)
But come on...a rainstick?!?!?!
Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A BAGPIPE?!?!?!?
What, u wanna practice ur blowing????
Posted 22:42 on 07 February 2009
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Tater

I want a banjo. I've wanted one since the first Rock Band came out. The bagpipes would be good too.
Posted 23:13 on 30 January 2009
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kyler

this is the most ****ed up idea i've ever read in my life... seriously, rain sticks??!?!? wtf were you thinking... oh i know, your probably high as a ****ing kite!!! you dumbass
Posted 00:24 on 30 January 2009
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and a double neck guitar
Posted 21:58 on 17 January 2009

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