Solid Snake - A Multimedia Entertainment System
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Snake's an outdoors type, so why would he want the world's biggest multimedia entertainment system?" And you're right, he wouldn't - but you and I would. So here's the plan: buy the gadgets, unpack them and give Snake the oversized cardboard box it came in. He'll be happy with that, and you get to keep the gigawatt goodness. Result!