Master Chief - The MasterChef Cookbook

Alright, so this idea may have partly stemmed (read: entirely stemmed) from the fact that "MasterChef" sounds a bit like "MasterChief", but surely we're not alone in thinking that John-117 would make an excellent cook? His dual-wielding capabilities will allow him to handle two pans at a time, he's good with knives (well, Plasma Swords), and if he happens to screw up and get burnt, his health will regenerate in seconds. Speciality dishes to include: Corn on the Covenant, Spartana Bran, and Assault Trifle.

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SexyJams

Wow. Hmm...
Not sure how I would live in a world where Sackboy had balls. In fact... I'm pretty sure that would be considered child porn? For shame....
Posted 21:47 on 23 December 2011
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p0rtalthinker

Thanks for the laughs VG. Loved reading this! I think my favorite is sackboys hahahaha.
Posted 18:55 on 21 December 2011
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87Sarah

ha ha! Snake's box was the best. :)
Posted 11:18 on 21 December 2011
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altaranga

You would buy Sackboy a Boysack? That's just wrong.

And Kratos now looks like Sacha Baron Cohen's gay Austrian fashion guru BrĂ¼no.

All in all, quite a giggle.
Posted 08:14 on 21 December 2011
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Woffls

I dunno, Snake would probably appreciate a home entertainment system given how much time he spends watching...

...

THE BOX

YYYYEEEEAAAAAAH
Posted 02:29 on 21 December 2011
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Clockpunk

Heh - regarding no. 6 - those huge TV boxes you see purposefully left out in a bragging style, imagine the shock the binman would get with Snake hiding within! :D
Posted 23:50 on 20 December 2011
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Bloodstorm

Whoever made 10 gets a.....


STAR OF GRORIOUS NORTH KOREAN APPROVAL.
Posted 21:09 on 20 December 2011
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Chaza_snake

i like the thinking behind the gifts :)
Posted 18:46 on 20 December 2011
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Neon-Soldier32

A brilliant article, Neon. A nice read.
Posted 17:51 on 20 December 2011
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Wido

Haha! Great read. :laugh:
Posted 13:50 on 20 December 2011

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