Link - A guide to public speaking
He may be a dab hand when it comes to sword-fighting, archery, and other heroic activities, but Link has always struggled to make himself heard. With the help of this book, perhaps he can finally find his voice. And if he can keep the book in good condition, he can give it to Gordon Freeman next Christmas.
Alternative gift idea: Cuff links, membership to a links golf course, and a can of Lynx.