Presents for Video Game characters
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What you should buy for Mario, Drake and co?
Selecting the right Christmas gift can be a tricky business – especially if the person you're buying for is a video games character. Just in case you're shopping for Mario, Drake, Kratos or co, here's our guide.
Mario - A GPS tracker

The DNT GPS Tracker 2.0 (£116.72 at Play.com) is marketed at people who are worried about losing children or old people. Given that The Mushroom Kingdom appears to have a worse kidnap rate than the darkest, meanest corners of South America, we reckon that Mario would appreciate an easy way to locate Peach when she invariably goes missing. It'd put an end to that "the princess is in another castle" bullshit, too.






User Comments
SexyJams
Not sure how I would live in a world where Sackboy had balls. In fact... I'm pretty sure that would be considered child porn? For shame....
p0rtalthinker
87Sarah
altaranga
And Kratos now looks like Sacha Baron Cohen's gay Austrian fashion guru BrĂ¼no.
All in all, quite a giggle.
Woffls
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THE BOX
YYYYEEEEAAAAAAH
Clockpunk
Bloodstorm
STAR OF GRORIOUS NORTH KOREAN APPROVAL.
Chaza_snake
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Wido