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Whoopee doo. GTA 4 is released next week. While it's sure to cause more of a stir than the second coming, there are some gamers, the ones who tend to hide in caves and bury their heads in sand, who can think of nothing worse than pumping hundreds of hours into an open world gangster sim. Are you one of these people? Are you completely nonplussed by the hype surrounding Rockstar's much talked about sequel? Do those stylish TV ads make you leap for the TV remote faster than when your Mum walks in on you watching the 10 minute free view on Playboy TV? Well, we haven't forgotten about you. Read on for VideoGamer.com's Top 10: Ways GTA 4 haters can escape the chaos.

Clean

It's spring, which can only mean one thing: time to clean. Quite why Rockstar decided to release GTA 4 during the cleaning season is beyond us. Noobs. If you have a mind of your own and will resist falling in line with the millions of murdering lemmings on Tuesday, then make good use of your spare time by preparing for summer. Get rid of all that clutter, let the light flow into your house and open all the windows for a fresh spring breeze. While others dirty their moral fibre, grow bed sores and develop an aversion to natural light, you'll be cleansing your soul. Now breathe.

Play Wii Sports

Everyone knows that Wii Sports is the only true next-gen console game, so it's only right that you counter the launch of this so called next-gen GTA with some straight down the line fun gaming. Sure, there are mini-games in GTA 4, but can any really complete with the physical brilliance of Wii Sports Bowling, Boxing, Tennis, Baseball and Golf? We don't think so. Invite some other GTA hating friends over and play multiplayer face to face - there's no need to hide behind an internet connection.

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