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Hybrid car chauffeur

Stealing taxis in GTA and then running your own illegal cash-making business is the norm, but in real life you can atone for players' sins by offering your services for free. Get that Prius out of the garage and polish her up good as you're going to be giving the elderly lifts into town to do their shopping. The great thing about a hybrid is that you're doing a good deed without destroying the environment. Just be on the look out for carnage-hungry maniacs leaving the house for supplies after a 24-hour gaming marathon.

Be a gentleman

Ever seen Keira Knightley at her English rose best in Pirates of the Caribbean? Who gets the girl? Is it some ill-mannered brute or is it a well-intentioned, righteous gentleman? It's the gentleman. Or, in this case, the brutally annoying Orlando Boom. He stands up when a woman enters the room. He opens doors for others. He risks all to rescue his damsel in distress, putting his life on the line for one more moment with the pouting Knightley. Niko, on the other hand, is more likely to shoot the object of his desire in the back of the head once he's had his fill than treat her to an evening of fine dining, high-class entertainment and walks under the glow of a full moon. With this in mind we have come to our conclusion. The number one thing GTA 4 haters can do to escape the chaos is model their lives after Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean. Trust us. It works.

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