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Volunteer as a police community officer

Does it get your back up when someone drops litter? Is all that chewing gum covering the pavement just one more step towards global ruin? Do you hate it when kids cycle on the pavement? When hoodies blast insufferable music on the bus do you imagine yourself walking up to them, snatching the offending article from their grasp and tossing it out of the window? If the answer to any of the above is yes, then it's unlikely you're going to like the wrong doings taking place GTA 4. But all is not lost. Make up for people's virtual sins by becoming a Special Constable in real life and start to make a difference. You might not be busting anyone for drug trafficking or murdering prostitutes, but those littering cretins will need to watch their backs.

Work

Do you enjoy your job? No? OK, let us rephrase that. Do you find it satisfying when you've got stuff done, what men in suits like to call "being productive"? Yes? Great. Because you're about to enjoy the best opportunity you've ever had for getting stuff done. Clearly everyone and their dog is going to be playing this game non-stop from next Tuesday till Christmas (except you of course). While the fools are cruising around Liberty City and pushing people down stairs just so they can bear witness to the incredible physics, you'll be off impressing your boss with some good old fashioned hard graft. What losers.

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