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Go to a petting Zoo

Cute animals are sure to diffuse even the most violent of situations with their fuzzy wuzzy looks, adorable purrs and down right irresistible eyes. And what could be more violent than the release of bona-fide killing sim GTA 4? If those cards depicting bunnies in a bowler hat and kittens playing Frisbee aren't sufficiently calming, a trip to your local petting zoo might be in order. A petting zoo differentiates itself from a standard zoo by not having any dangerous animals, so there's no danger of being eaten alive by a crazed mistreated lion. You might have to contend with some noisy lambs, but they're unlikely to go straight for your jugular. Niko, however, probably will.

Countryside walk

If the thought of players casually cruising around the busy urban setting of Liberty City pumping banging beats out like those boy racers in Tonbridge Wells is simply too much to take, and the virtual carbon foot print it surely causes is giving you nightmares, then the countryside is for you. Even if you live in a built up area, you're probably not far from a nature trail or nature reserve. Find a big hill and just walk up it. Once you reach the top look down on all below you and laugh at your superior walking skills. You don't need petrol guzzling machines to live. Or car jacking skills to go round the corner to the next mission.

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