2. A Church Organ

This is the most expensive instrument on our wish list, with an estimated retail price of over £800,000. This is due to the fact that the Church Organ would come bundled with an actual church. Availability of the complete package would therefore be limited, and prices would vary depending on the state of the national housing market. Players lucky enough to get the complete setup would gain access to some superb acoustics, the friendship of a local vicar and a weekly car-boot sale. There might also be some form of Achievements or Trophies available for players who successfully fill their church on a Sunday.

1. Hand Claps

We Will Rock You by Queen; Rock The Kasbah by The Clash; Hey Ya! by OutKast... there's no end to the list of excellent tunes which feature hand claps, so why can't they be featured in Rock Band? After several minutes of consideration, we've decided that the best way for this to work would be to build two large foam hands containing infra-red sensors. When brought together at speed, a thunderous clapping would emanate from speakers on the back of the gloves - perfectly emulating the slapping of flesh on flesh. Trust us on this: if Harmonix follow our advice, half the UK public will be wearing these by Christmas 2009, flailing their arms like a pack of drunken sea lions.

What new instruments would you like to see included with Rock Band 3? Let us know and we'll pass on your suggestions to Harmonix (perhaps).