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Kyrie vs Gloria vs Lady - The Ladies

Who gets the best girl? Nero's taken of course. He's loved up with the meek, softly spoken and conservatively dressed Kyrie. But he comes into contact with the ridiculously buxom babe, Gloria, a new character introduced by DMC4. Gloria is part of the Order, and, technically, on Nero's side, helping to hunt down Dante following the assassination of Sanctus. Nero's first meeting with the easily turned on Gloria sparks a cut scene which will go down in gaming history as one of the silliest ever. Gloria, sans underwear, takes out a group of demons using moves designed to tease and titillate. Her boobs jiggle, her legs spread and her mouth quivers. It's not sexy, it's funny. Big question is, who ends up with her? We won't spoil it. You'll have to find out yourself.

Then there's Lady, from DMC3, who, via a flashback cutscene is shown, also with jiggly boobs, talking to Dante in his office. Does Lady end up in Dante's arms? Again, our lips are sealed.

Verdict:

Nero gets the nice, sweet, meek one, and Dante gets the, how shall we put it, more relaxed ones. Gloria's a bit of a joke, but we can see Lady's appeal. This all depends on taste of course. Do you like your women scantily clad, supple and top heavy? If so, Gloria and Lady will be the perfect choice. If you'd rather every bloke and their dog wasn't checking your other half out during romantic walks in the park, then Kyrie's your girl. Us? Do you have to ask? Round four to Dante.

VideoGamer.com's ultimate Nero VS Dante verdict

This fight was over before it even began. Dante's got more moves, more brutal combos, better-looking women and a cool factor that's through the roof. In this match-up, there was only ever going to be one winner. We love you Nero, but Dante was, is and will always be our number one demon slayer.

Disagree? Does Nero rip Dante's demon slaying crown off his head, or does Dante teach the kid a much-needed lesson in the art of combat? Let us know in the comments section below.

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